Attention readers: Do not, whatever you do, ever drive your car through anything resembling a pond. Good things will not come of it. Engines do not like having a gallon of water inside them. Your oil should not look like a tasty latte. Spark plugs do not work when they’re soaked. It is not fun, regardless of what anyone tells you, to sit at a mechanic’s waiting for your engine block to dry out. And your bosses don’t like it when you’re six hours late for work.
This has been a public service announcement.
-j
I'm Jason, and I like to write.
Jason, did you really drive through a pond???
Well, it wasn’t supposed to be a pond. Normally it’s Britton Road.