Anyone watch CSI Miami? For the uninitiated, it’s a cop drama, and it stars David Carusoe as Horatio. The reason why the show is watchable is because the writing is over the top, and David Carusoe absolutely knows how to deliver the most ridiculous lines. At the beginning of the show, before the opening credits, the kind of set up the plot for the show. The last line of the intro is ALWAYS Horatio saying something mundane, but he does it in such a dramatic way. For example, tonight his line was
“Yes, and soon….so will we.”
I guess without context it means nothing, but it’s hilarity to me. I’m going to do my best at keeping track of what he says for my own enjoyment. I may try to make a page here to get the job done.
And I will *looks over top of sunglasses*…get it done. HEY!
-j
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