And That’s Why I Don’t Wear Skirts

A conversation with a preschooler reminded me of a story. When I was probably 15 or 16, I recall trying on my mom’s jean skirt. I marveled at the freedom one finds when pant legs aren’t present to confine you. I bit my thumb at a society who says men don’t wear skirts (after all, that’s only a relatively recent social norm) and proceeded to prance – yes, prance – around in the skirt.

I began to wonder, with my new liberation from the confines of leggings, if I could kick any higher in a skirt. Not being used to them, I failed to take into account that jean skirts don’t “give” when stretched. I curiously approached my sister from behind and took a big swipe at her with my foot. The reader must at this point be made aware of two key points: our floor was wooden, and I was wearing socks. Before my foot even reached knee-level, the back of the skirt grabbed hold of my leg and plunged me onto my hind-parts for the first and last time.

-j

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Comments

  1. Martha says:

    Jason …. why??????
    You made me laugh.

  2. Rob says:

    Umm, Jason, some things we just don’t tell people. Men wearing women’s clothing is one of those things :P

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