As a person of size, this post should come as no surprise. There are several foods that I am looking forward to having again as soon as possible:
- pepperoni pizza
- various pies, including apple and lemon
- real frosting (I suppose I could get used to the egg and sugar one, but it ain’t butter cream
- a constant supply of American peanut butter
- international foods from several countries at easy disposal
- Ham. Like a real Christmas ham ham.
- Doritos
- McDonalds, Hardees, and/or Burger King breakfast foods
- nachos
Obviously all of the foods I miss are terrible for you. I can eat lots of healthy foods here like fruits for cheap and good meats. Here are some things I will definitely miss:
- ham and cheese empanadas
- Blanca and Karen’s sopa
- the freshest cheeses ever
- dulce de guayaba
- dulce de leche
- good yerba for not $10 a bag
- Paraguayan asado
- chorizo Ochsi
- everything from the corner store Ña Teresa
I guess a guy can’t have it all.
-j















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