Ever watch Beauty and the Geek? It’s a silly show that pairs a nerdy guy with a really pretty but also not-so-smart girl. The nerds try to make the girls smarter, and the girls try to make the guys cooler. And they compete against each other. I’ve never watched a whole show, but I caught a bit of it. In this one, the geeks had to do stand-up. This was the funniest joke, as far as I can remember.
“If I designed things, I would have designed allergies differently. Like, I wouldn’t have people be allergic to good things like strawberries and peanuts. I’d have them be allergic to scary, dangerous things like tigers and sharks. [Acts out walking] Uh oh, I have a rash. Where’s that tiger? [Acts out swimming] Oh no, my nose is running. There must be a shark nearby. Oh, there’s rash too. Must be a tiger shark.”
It was the tiger shark part that I thought was the best. Maybe you had to be there.
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