Kathy texted me this in a discussion we’re having:

Vamos a hacr un trato. Si vos bajas q se yo? 5 kilos n un ms, prparo o saco documntos. X cada kilo mnos un documnto. Q t parec?

Which loosely translates to, “Here’s the deal…you lose 10 lbs, and I send you the documents.”

There you have it folks. Training starts when I get home in 30 minutes.

-j

The proposed immigration amnesty would benefit the 12 to 20 million undocumented aliens (illegal immigrants) currently living in the United States. An amnesty for illegal aliens forgives their acts of illegal immigration and implicitly forgives other related illegal acts such as driving and working with false documents. The result of an amnesty is that large numbers of foreigners who illegally gained entry into the United States are rewarded with legal status (Green Card) for breaking immigration laws.

http://www.usamnesty.org/

Now if I can only get Kathy here on a visitors visa and then she somehow misses her flight out…

-j